Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton

By | May 15, 2013

20130514-201247.jpgCouncil bosses have been left mystified after reports of a wormhole to another portal has opened in a residential street in Brighton. A member of the public reported to Brighton and Hove City Council that the “wormhole or vortex” had opened up in Montreal Road, Hanover, on May 2.

They made the report via the website Fix My Street which is more typically used to report potholes, dumped rubbish and broken lampposts.

The anonymous poster said: “I was recently walking my affenpinscher (a toy breed of dog) around the Hanover area of Brighton when I noticed that a wormhole or vortex has opened up on Montreal Road.

“On closer inspection it seems to be some kind of portal to other times, places and dimensions.

“I would have investigated further but I was concerned my little dog would be sucked into it.

“Is this meant to be there? At first I believed it might be part of the Brighton Festival but I believe it could be a hazard to the general public. I look forward to your response.”

They followed this up with a report on Thursday, explaining: “The other day I reported the presence of some kind of wormhole or vortex on Montreal Road.

“I went past the other day and it seems to have got worse – it is now emitting an unsettling yellow light and a large snake appears to be emerging from the wall.

“I am concerned this is a passage to another time or dimension, and if this snake is anything to go by, I’m worried what else may emerge from the wormhole. Can anyone suggest a course of action to take?”

Brighton and Hove City Council told The Argus they will not be investigating the report.

Commenting on Fix My Street previously, the council said: “We welcome reports through any means residents choose and as a council provide many ways through which residents can raise issues directly ranging from post, online or by telephone.”…

Via TheArgus

They are just ignoring it??? How many snakes from another time or dimension have to ooze out and snarf up how many affenpinschers before they act?!

4 thoughts on “Vortex to another dimension reported in Brighton

  1. Fred Killer

    If I lived closer I’d investigate personally. Brighton is about 100 miles away.

    The only problem is that if it was true, no-one would believe me either.

    Reply
  2. Parlor of Horror

    That is crazy, why wouldn’t the authorities even investigate the report? If I were the poster, I would grab my dog under my arm and jump through it, just to see what happens 😉

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    1. Xeno Post author

      Cool, you did it already didn’t you? Left a trail of dog hair to find your way back, didn’t you? Confess! What did you see?

      Reply

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