Category Archives: Humor

Anti-Joke: The man with half of his head a giant orange

00   A guy walks into a bar. Half of his head is a giant orange. The bartender goes, “OH MY GOD, YOUR HEAD IS A GIANT ORANGE!” Out of his half-mouth, the guy says, “Yeah, yeah, I know. Pour me a shot and I’ll explain.” Confused, the bartender pours the guy a shot. The… Read More »

DNA demonstrates how closely everyone on Earth is related

00 Just from some basic math you can see that everyone alive today is related. New research by Peter Ralph of USC Dornsife has confirmed that everyone on Earth is related to everyone else on the planet. … The assistant professor of computational biology‘s background in math and statistics enables him to develop methods and… Read More »

PayPal accidentally credits man $92 quadrillion

00 When Chris Reynolds opened his June PayPal e-mail statement, something was off. The Pennsylvania PR executive’s account balance had swelled to a whopping $92,233,720,368,547,800. That’s $92 QUADRILLION (and change). Money that would make Reynolds — who also sells auto parts on eBay in his spare time — the richest man in the world by… Read More »

The Dachshun that Stares

00 Today we heard about part-human mice, and the fact that laughter is good for your heart. To finish out the day, perhaps you can help my friend… “I need a favor !! My neighbor has a puppy he’s giving away (FREE!). It’s a Dachshund, it’s house broken, and it’s great with kids. He’s giving… Read More »