Category Archives: Humor

Anti-Joke: The man with half of his head a giant orange

A guy walks into a bar. Half of his head is a giant orange. The bartender goes, “OH MY GOD, YOUR HEAD IS A GIANT ORANGE!” Out of his half-mouth, the guy says, “Yeah, yeah, I know. Pour me a shot and I’ll explain.” Confused, the bartender pours the guy a shot. The guy downs… Read More »

Now that Justin.tv is shut down, where to watch South Park

Too bad about Justin.tv but since people were posting current movies there, it seemed unavoidable. South Park, which is free to watch, should not be watched. This is due to it’s coarse language and content. Especially, I would never watch the episode “Gluten Free Ebola“. I have no affiliation with the show. It is a… Read More »

DNA demonstrates how closely everyone on Earth is related

Just from some basic math you can see that everyone alive today is related.   New research by Peter Ralph of USC Dornsife has confirmed that everyone on Earth is related to everyone else on the planet. … The assistant professor of computational biology‘s background in math and statistics enables him to develop methods and… Read More »

What day would you choose to relive?

My fianc√© and I visited the Chabot Space and Science Center today before taking a nice hike in the nearby hills. Chabot has an enjoyable 30 minute show in the planetarium titled “We are Aliens”. While it didn’t go into my theory that we humans are aliens seeded from space … Per se, it did… Read More »

PayPal accidentally credits man $92 quadrillion

When Chris Reynolds opened his June PayPal e-mail statement, something was off. The Pennsylvania PR executive’s account balance had swelled to a whopping $92,233,720,368,547,800. That’s $92 QUADRILLION (and change). Money that would make Reynolds — who also sells auto parts on eBay in his spare time — the richest man in the world by a… Read More »

Mars Rover “Draws” Very Naughty Image

NASA’s high-tech Curiosity rover may be getting a little cheeky over there on Mars. In a photo of Curiosity’s track patterns, published on the robotics section of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory site, the Mars rover appears to have traced out a very phallic design on the Red Planet’s dusty surface. The rover’s picture went viral… Read More »

Dr Mercola attacks your Bra??

Yahoo inbox fun: It’s actually another good article from Dr Mercola explaining the dangers of fluoride … And that’s brain, not bra… And it is Substance F doing the attacking, not the good doctor. 😉 http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2013/04/11/portland-fluoridation.aspx

Opinion: Egypt, give Bassem Youssef a break

We saw a disturbing example this week when Egyptian TV host and comedian Bassem Youssef, frequently described as Egypt’s Jon Stewart, was charged with the crimes of mocking Egypt’s President Mohamed Morsy and insulting Islam. If convicted, Youssef could be fined and sentenced to prison. Now, before you quickly categorize this incident under the catch… Read More »

Happy Patrick Stewart’s Day

To be honest, even though I’m part Irish, I’ve never understood St. Patrick’s Day. From now on, I’ve decided to celebrate Sir Patrick Stewart’s day on that day instead. He’s a much better role model. I’ll watch a few of his films, X-men or something, and eat some organic popcorn. Rock out.

Boston.com, Breitbart.com fooled by The Daily Currant

18 hours ago 18 hours ag News outlets including Boston.com and Breitbart.com were duped by a satirical website into reporting economist Paul Krugman had filed for bankruptcy. Boston.com, run by the Boston Globe, and conservative blog Breitbart.com wrote reports about Krugman’s supposed personal bankruptcy using Australia’s Format magazine as a source, Politico reported Monday. However,… Read More »