Underpants gnomes strike at northpark mall victoria’s secret

By | September 26, 2012

Underpants gnomes strike at northpark mall victoria's secret

… Someone stole nearly 100 pairs of women’s panties from a Victoria’s Secret store in NorthPark Center on Monday, according to a Dallas police report. A store employee called mall security when they discovered the missing lingerie, and told police the purloined panties disappeared sometime between 4:30 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. on Monday.The lifted lingerie was worth nearly $1,400, according to the report.The police report breaks down the fit and style of the boosted bloomers: 15 seamless hip hugger panties worth $187.50 9 g-string panties worth $112.50 20 very sexy hip hugger panties worth $370.00 25 pair thongs worth $362.50 25 bikini panties worth $362.50As of now, police have no suspect in mind, but are reviewing security tapes.

via panties stolen northpark mall victoria’s secret – DC Breaking Local News Weather Sports FOX 5 WTTG.

0 thoughts on “Underpants gnomes strike at northpark mall victoria’s secret

  1. Fred Killer

    Break In News…..

    Secret Squirrel has just reported that the under varmints are being used in the Human ‘G’ Gnome Project.

    Up dates to follow.

  2. Fred Killer

    It looks like the investigation is hotting up; scientists are now applying G-String Theory to the unsolved mystery.

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