Two Women Ticketed For Eating Doughnuts In A Brooklyn Playground

By | June 10, 2011

201106_parkjail.jpgThe police may not be ticketing for smoking in the parks, but they are still ticketing parker visitors for crimes like…eating a doughnut in a playground. Yup, this weekend the police gave two young women in Bed-Stuy summonses for eating doughnuts in a playground while unaccompanied by a minor.

Tickets for being an adult in or around a playground have been popping up fairly frequently lately—see the Inwood chess players—but instead of giving the offending citizens a warning and urging them to leave, the NYPD’s M.O. appears to be to hand out a ticket. Here’s how our reader, an anthropology graduate student, describes her experience this weekend:

“It was a glorious afternoon in early June when I took a friend of mine, who was visiting from New Haven, to Dough, an amazing doughnut shop in Bed-Stuy. Dough is tiny, but there was a park across the street, where I, as well as other doughnut lovers, had eaten doughnuts before. My friend and I entered the park, sat down on a bench and ate our doughnuts. Having finished, we sat there chatting for a few minutes.

As we were getting ready to move on, two officers approached us. Amongst themselves they debated whether the children’s toy next to us meant that we were there with a child. Then they asked us, “Are you here with a child?” We told them no. One of the cops moved on to the couple on a bench nearby, also ostensibly childless, while the other one asked for our IDs. We handed them over and soon we were being guarded by this cop as his partner took our IDs to their police car. My friend and I were confused. We had seen parks with gates that had a sign clearly stating that adults without children were not allowed in. This park had no such sign.

When the cop that was guarding us asked if we had ever gotten summonses before, I asked him if he could show me the sign that alerted people to the fact that they were about to commit a violation by sitting on a bench. We looked at the sign together. “That? I’m supposed to read that?” I asked. He said yes. It was a list of about fifteen park regulations. You would have to be no more than three feet away from it in order to read it. It looked something like this. Except there were no bullet points. Would they issue a kid a summons for standing on the swings? Or an adult, in the company of a child, a summons for taking off her shoes? According to the violation we got, 1-03(c2), “not complying with park signs,” they could do that. Based on my experience, I actually think they would.

I got really angry and asked the officer if he honestly believed he was helping this community by giving us these summonses. His response only made me more angry. “I don’t believe in anything,” he said. “You don’t believe in anything? In helping people? Then you probably shouldn’t be a cop,” I said. This did not make him happy and he asked me, “Well, do you think you are being a model citizen right now?” I knew that I had to stop talking, that I was taking this too much to heart, that my poor visitor was getting more and more anxious, but I could not believe what was happening. “Do you think that being a model citizen means saying nothing when you see something you disagree with being done with your tax dollars? Because that is a model citizen in a totalitarian country.” He just shook his head at me. And at that point I did stop talking.

His partner returned. He had written two of the summons. We had been there for over twenty minutes now. He handed over our IDs to the cop that had been guarding us. Of course, they each had their own numbers to maintain so they were splitting the violations.

This cop attempted to be sympathetic. He proceeded to tell us that he was trying to be a gentleman by just giving us summonses instead of taking us in for questioning, because that was what “they” wanted him to do. If he just gave us warnings and told us to leave, he would get in trouble for “doing nothing all day.” He went on to say that all he did when he was growing up was “do Tae Kwon Do and go to school.” “Are you trying to say that we are bad people for sitting on a bench in a park and eating doughnuts?” I asked him, just trying to figure out where he was going with this. “No, no, I’m just saying that I never got in trouble. Sometimes I play basketball,” he said, pointing at the courts behind him. Not in that park, he doesn’t. Not unless he has a kid strapped to his back at the time. …”

via Two Women Ticketed For Eating Doughnuts In A Brooklyn Playground: Gothamist.

Tell the Gothamist what you think with the survey at the end of the article. Most people say they should have gotten a warning.

This is the old trade off between freedom and security. When ordinary people can’t behave in harmless ways without breaking a law, you know you’ve gone too far.

3 thoughts on “Two Women Ticketed For Eating Doughnuts In A Brooklyn Playground

  1. kevin

    I think a lot about police officers. I live in what I assume is still statistically is the safest city in the U.S. and we have so many cops writing tickets constantly. It’s like a toll to live here. I wonder unsarcastically how they deal with being torn between their loyalty to the force and the fact they are human. They see the worst of society almost daily, expect everyone to be lying to them, are constantly losing money and blamed for constant malpractice. The corrupt ones ruin it for everyone while a corrupt politician ruins it for no one. Their need for greater numbers has meant they lower the entrance requirements in fitness and aptitude which has to take a toll on morale and ethics. I don’t envy any police officer nor do I really respect them these days. I just feel sorry for the good ones and hope they’re on our side if the shit hits the fan.

  2. Zend Tangentz

    OMG!

    Too funny!

    I’m so sorry that people have to deal with this smegma!

    This really is not my country anymore.

    Pool Rules that nobody reads until someone gets hurt!

    Don’t these rent-a-cops have any scruples?!

    Wow, rules are rules, but the rules need to be realistic.

    My, my, my,…

    How bad is this cr@p going to get…?

    Is there any sanity still out there anymore?

    Voice your opinion. Unlike Syria (at least for the moment) you can do that without being shot!

    Peace.

    Z_T

  3. Brian Markey

    State, county and local governments are broke. They hire cops is to collect money from you, the livestock. The cop said it himself, he doesn’t believe in anything. He’s like a violent tool booth operator with a gun and a kevlar vest.

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