A man was arrested after he broke into a Kentucky grocery store and was found with peanut butter and chocolate smeared all over his naked body.
Andrew Toothman, 22, didn’t tell police why he felt the need to break into the Food World IGA in the small town of Neon, Kansas, but he was found there early in the morning on Tuesday.
There was no money missing from the cash registers and Toothman wasn’t trying to pocket any expensive foodstuffs.
That said, he wasn’t wearing pockets at all.
Police found peanut butter and chocolate covering his body, the supermarket floor, and the manager’s office.
Apparently, Toothman had a moment of repentance during his random spree, he spelled out the word ‘sorry’ on the floor using the night-time flu suppressant NyQuill.
Police wrote that the front door was ‘busted out’ and several fire extinguishers were discharged in the store.
Toothman remains in custody on $25,000 bail.
He was charged with burglary in the 3rd degree, criminal mischief, and indecent exposure …