Shock Horror for Would-Be Power Cable Thief

By | February 13, 2008

powerlines.jpeFebruary 13th, 2008

Police in central England are hunting for a badly scorched would-be copper power cable thief after finding a hacksaw embedded in an 11,000 volt power cable on Saturday night.The thief, who also left a lit blow torch at the scene, is expected to be badly charred, spiky haired and not exactly the brightest bulb in the socket.

“The sheer stupidity of cutting through power cables should be glaringly obvious to everyone,” said Phil Wilson, customer operations manager with local power company Central Networks.

“At the very least putting the hacksaw through the cable would have created an almighty bang and the line would have burned for quite a few seconds, showering them with molten copper… We can only assume they left in a great hurry or they were injured and were dragged away by an accomplice.”

But searches of local hospitals have so far not found the culprit, a spokeswoman for Derbyshire Police said on Tuesday.

Source: Stuff

No, wait, look a little closer. See that little globule right below the hack saw? That’s all that is left of him.

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