Free Xeno Song: Tinfoil Hat

By | September 5, 2009

http://xenophilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tinfoil.pngI wrote Tinfoil Hat for a sketch comedy show several years back, but this is the first time I’ve recorded it.

Download Tinfoil Hat (Mix #1) now if you like.

As with the other free Xeno Songs on the left, I’ll update them and delete the current mix versions without warning. Speaking of which… the song “What Have I Done” is the most downloaded song and the newest in terms of my writing.

The Tinfoil Hat story is true. There really was a guy who walked around in a foil suit in my town when I was a kid. I know a bit about HAARP, but really not much about the GWEN towers. I read about them years ago briefly and decided to stick them in the song. There are some who believe microwave ovens are much more dangerous than “they” are letting us know.  Enjoy.

Tinfoil Hat

Growing up in my strange town
We had this man who used to walk around
In suit of aluminum foil
A shiny shell around a heart so loyal

Tin foil hat, Tin foil hat
Never go and use the good foil like that, son
Tin foil head, Tin foil hat
You never want to go and use the foil like that

Now mind control is a maze, you’re a rat
But they’ll never sell you nothing through
A Tin foil Hat

Aluminum Aluminum Al-uminium
You’ve got a radiation oven in your kitchen
Aluminati: very naughty, microwaves into the body
HAARP, and the satellite, GWEN is gonna, GWEN is gonna
Lock on to your cell phone find you on a map
But they can’t do the “zap!” through the
Tinfoil Hat

Paranoia may get you twitchy like a cat
But THEY will never read your mind
THEY will look but never find
Never going to know you’re freaky in your tinfoil

Growing up in my strange town
We had this man who used to walk around
Head to toe in aluminum foil
He left a widow on a plot of good soil

Tin foil hat, Tin foil hat
Never go and use the good foil like
mmm ah mmm ah mmm ah my ninny

Never gonna know you’re freaky in your tinfoil hat

One thought on “Free Xeno Song: Tinfoil Hat

  1. Ann

    Ooooh!, said the tin foil man.
    Pretty woman she is, he thought.
    So, a song for her, he sang
    And, flowers for her, he bought.
    But, when they sat to talk,
    Foil around her heart had she,
    just like he.

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