With big heads, small mouths and big black eyes that wrap around the back of their heads, the waifish Greys are the standard issue alien in modern culture. They resemble giant fetuses, which is probably no accident.The Greys are considered to be the major abductors among alien species, and they’re the aliens who abducted the Hills to get the whole ball rolling. They are presumed to come from Zeta Reticuli. A crackpot minority (relative to the majority crackpots) have speculated that the Greys might be human beings from the far future who have traveled back in time to visit us cavemen.
The Greys enjoy performing medical experiments on humans, especially experiments laden with sexual overtones such as taking semen samples, extracting ovums from the ladies, and anally probing everything in sight. They seem to take a special delight in inserting their instruments into rectums and noses. (South Park’s Eric Cartman encountered the Greys in the premier episode, “Cartman Gets An Anal Probe.”)
Greys are said to implant metallic objects in the bodies of abductees, but there haven’t been any decisive scientific discoveries related to these so-called implantations. The Greys are also believed to be responsible for cattle mutilation, and a Grey-type alien was featured as the star performer in the ill-begotten alien autopsy hoax. According to lore, it was a Grey spacecraft that crashed at Roswell.Greys get their name from their skin color, which is gray. However, there are numerous variations on the theme in the annals of UFO abduction, including blue Greys and white Greys.
The Greys played a starring role in The X-Files and have been lampooned in everything from The Simpsons to Star Trek.
If the Greys seem like the result of some dark psychosexual-zeitgeist-fantasy, then the Nordics are perhaps less in need of explanation. Instead of being ugly little freaks, the Nordics are big, beautiful, blue-eyed, blonde, anatomically correct love machines.Taller than average humans, and a damn sight better looking, the Nordics also abduct people for the purposes of science, but also for hot monkey love. While they perform all the usual experiments and probes, they also engage in good, old-fashioned intercourse. A testimonial from a woman abductee on one investigator’s Web site said “It went far beyond anything we can do on this earth plane. The orgasms were constant, fast, furious, and savage.”
Nordics are sometimes seen with Greys. Some abductees report that the two work together. Other “sources” say the two races are at war over some indeterminate issue. Nordics also occasionally deliver messages of inspiration and doom in a manner similar to that attributed to the Virgin Mary.
Some Reptilians look very similar to the Greys, except scaly and uglier. Others look more like a traditional Star Trek-type low-budget lizard man special effect. Reptilians tend to provoke an extremely negative emotional reaction in human beings (despite being mostly innocuous in their terrestrial form).Well, OK, in most people anyway. Pamela Stonebrook, a jazz singer described by L.A. Weekly as “the favorite entertainer of the late Gene Roddenberry,” claims to have been abducted by Reptilian aliens. As she explained on her Web site:
[My forthcoming book] will tell about my reptilian encounters, a subject that very few women are prepared to go public with or speak openly about. I praise the courage of the few that already have - and endured public ridicule as a result. Reptilians are not a politically correct species in the UFO community, and to admit to having sex with one - much less enjoying it - is beyond the pale as far as the more conservative members of that community are concerned. [...]Certainly, the reptilians use sex to control people in various ways. They have the ability to shape-shift and to control the mind of the experiencer, as well as to give tremendous pleasure through their mental powers. I have wrestled with all of these implications and the various levels of meaning and possibilities represented by my encounter experiences. I will say, however, as I have said before, that I feel a deep respect for the reptilian entity with whom I interacted, and a profound connection with this being.
Aside from Ms. Stonebrook’s “not politically correct” view, one would be hard pressed to find anyone with anything good to say about the Reptilians. Some “experts” in such matters will tell you that the Reptilians are in charge of the Greys.Some “investigators” claim the U.S. government has a secret treaty with the Greys which allows them free abduction privileges in exchange for their technological support of the Masonic–Illuminati conspiracy that rules the world. That would indeed be a scoop… One wonders how Woodward and Bernstein missed it. – MORE