Funny Signs: from a friend via email

By | July 10, 2006

Funny Signs from a friend via emailSign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”


In a Podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

In a Nonsmoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

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On a Maternity Room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

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At an Optometrist’s Office
:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

At the Electric Company:
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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