I think aliens attacked me with radiation beams in the night. I fell asleep feeling fine and woke up feeling completely wretched, weak, jittery(?) … stomach flu is the closest thing.
Was it something I ate last night? The crab cakes from a box, the organic tater tots? The packaged corn? It does feel like I ate too much too close to falling asleep and had a stomach full of undigested food when I woke up. Is that possible? Ah, wait, I did take a capsule of pro-biotic bacteria with dinner. Perhaps it was expired.
I’ll drink a lot of water and try to sleep it off.